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East African Google driving directions in Kenya

Like most of you have heard, google maps has worked with Google Africa to develop driving directions to cover Kenya. The solution is now live and you can find it on http://maps.google.com or http://maps.google.co.ke . I think this is another step Kenya and Africa have made technology wise. So go to the links i gave you and try them out. Continue

Added by East African on December 25, 2009 at 12:58pm — No Comments

Oness Some things people do over christmas season.

1. Travel to shags e.g from the cities and also abroad. Big up snow bunnies. 2. Slaughter goats 3. Reconnect with old friends 4. Attend church on Christmas eve and New year's eve. 5. Drink their brains off. 6. Cook chapatis. 7. Fight a lot after the drinking spree. 8. Miss Christmas day because they drank themselves black out on 24th. 9. Have unplanned sex. 10. Spend most time in bed nursing hangovers. You can add to this list if you want. Continue

Added by Oness on December 23, 2009 at 11:00am — No Comments

CHAIRMAN MUNGIKI Ballad of Mau Mau f- Field Marshal Locust

http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1602377 Peace,Love n Herb Field Marshal Locust

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Added by CHAIRMAN MUNGIKI on July 1, 2009 at 9:03pm — No Comments

Joan Nyawira Men of God have turned into orgy beasts.

In the past few days in Kenyan televisions, we have watched some very disturbing news. Fathers sodomising little children n doing all types of beasty behaviours all in the name of the good word of God. What in the hell has the world turned into that our own kids, or small brothers n sisters can't grow up in a peaceful world. When will grown ups learn to behave like descent God fearing people, only our heavinly father can save us from this evil. Continue

Added by Joan Nyawira on June 25, 2009 at 8:42am — 1 Comment

Oness Brazil beat Egypt by a whisker.

I have to say this is one of the best matches i have recently watched. Brazil scored early and Egypt did not lose their morale and in a few minutes they answered with an equalizer. At halftime Brazil was ahead with a 3-1 lead but Egypt came back with the words of their coaches ringing in their ears. They also did some substituitions. The magic worked and Egypt came from down and equalized the match. The match was almost over when Brazil launched a late attack on Egypt and Ahmed Al Muhamadi conce… Continue

Added by Oness on June 15, 2009 at 12:00pm — No Comments

East African Most peaceful country in Africa.

A global ranking of 144 coutries in the world was done for the most peaceful countries in 2009. In Africa, Botswana takes the lead at position one and it ranks 34 globally according to the statistics from Vision of Humanity. Tanzania was position 7 in Africa and 59 globally, Uganda was 17 in Africa and 103 globally and Kenya was 19 in Africa and 113 globally. Other countries in the greater Eastern Africa region ranked were Ethiopia coming in at position 24 in Africa and 128 overall, Burundi wa… Continue

Added by East African on June 8, 2009 at 8:14pm — 3 Comments

Oness Watch Kenya vs Nigeria Live

Africans in the diaspora have not been privileged to be watching most of the African football matches because they are never broadcasted anywhere.This seems to have come to an end because a French company is offering live streaming of most African football matches online and you can watch them from anywhere around the world.A French company called Sportsfive together with CAF (Confederation of African Football) have come together and they are airing the matches live. Right now the matches being… Continue

Added by Oness on June 6, 2009 at 9:22am — No Comments

Oness Man Stabbed for bad haircut

It seems that getting the perfect haircut was very important to one man in St Elizabeth,Jamaica who is accused of stabbing his barber when he saw what had been done to his head. The man, the police say, is now in custody, while the barber has been hospitalised. According to reports reaching THE STAR, on Saturday the 42-year-old veteran barber was conducting business as usual at his shop in Alligator Pond in the parish when the incident occurred. What seemed to be a regular day on the job quic… Continue

Added by Oness on June 4, 2009 at 2:55pm — No Comments

East African Harambee stars vs Super Eagles fact check

Kenya's Harambee Stars is on the road to qualify for the 2010 FIFA World Cup for the first time. They met Tunisia a couple of weeks ago and lost the match 2- 1. The next big bump is the Super Eagles from Nigeria and as we all know, they are a very good team. Lately Nigeria had some international friendly games with some European teams and they perfomed really well. I hope the Harambee stars will not get intimadated by this and on June 7, they will go to Abuja focused to do their job. Kenya has m… Continue

Added by East African on June 4, 2009 at 12:13pm — 1 Comment

Oness Kleptomaniax shoot a video for Psycho.

Collo on the mic Kleptomaniacs and the Ulopa ngoma stable shot a video for the hit psycho and collo says its gonna be total madness.The video was shot last Saturday and it is being edited. The video features sarakasi dancers. The g… Continue

Added by Oness on June 3, 2009 at 11:30pm — 1 Comment

Oness Big brother Africa 4 audition dates

The fourth season of Big brother Africa ia dubbed the Revolution. Big brother Africa has undergone many changes including the doubling of the prize money to $200,000. The voting system was also changed and people will now vote for those they want to remain in the house as opposed to those they want to be eliminated. It was also expanded to 14 countries. Mozambique and Ethiopia were added to the list. The housemates who will be selected will head to the house in September 6, 2009 and the show wil… Continue

Added by Oness on June 3, 2009 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment

East African Emcee Africa Entry form

emcee entry form.pdf Just download the attachement, print it and fill it and then report to club Clique by 8a.m More details of the Kenyan auditions check here. Continue

Added by East African on June 1, 2009 at 2:08pm — No Comments

Oness Lebron James might be out but no love for Kobe Bryant still

Even after Lebron James' Cavaliers finishing with the best record in this season's NBA, they were still knocked out of the series by the Orlando magic led by Dwight Howard aka superman. Magic knocked out two of the teams i was supporting which are Boston Celtics and the Cleveland Caval… Continue

Added by Oness on June 1, 2009 at 9:21am — No Comments

Oness Corruption in Kenya:Curse, disease or way of life?

For many years, Kenya has been suffering from the disease called corruption. This disease is proving to be caused by a virus because it seems we are not anywhere near to finding its cure. It is like AIDS which is caused by the HIV virus. I have no idea what the name is, of the virus that causes corruption.The saddening thing, it has infected most Kenyans and also many organizations whether governmental or non governmental.Other than thinking that corruption is a disease, i normally ask myself if… Continue

Added by Oness on May 21, 2009 at 2:30pm — No Comments

East African Makelele by STL feat. Iddyazziz lyrics

We do things without caring who we hurting With all the fussing, the fighting, the cursing It’s hard to live when is peace that you searching for Cause there’s so many making sure you be lurching I got a question take your time before you answer it I need to know so if you can go answer it Now who we killing for, Who we fighting for And what’s the hate for, And what’s the stress for I find it hard to express myself As I’m looking at what’s happening, Lord help me to help Through my music and my… Continue

Added by East African on May 18, 2009 at 10:42am — No Comments

Rose So tell miii if yu can beat this jokes jaribuini none yall can beat this mchongoanoz i guarantee yalll...ok so yea they a little old but still funni..lolz

1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted! 2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati 'THU' hii hao (HOUSE) ni noma. 3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipigwa picha ya passport inatokea full. 4. Kwenu nyi wakristu hata dogi zenu zikiona mwizi anaiba, zinawaambia "wee iba tu Mungu anakuona." 5. Ati hao(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence. 6. We' ni mshort mpaka ukikalia kwa pavement(sakafuni) miguu ina hang kwa hewa. 7. We mjinga mpaka ulifail blood test. 8. Wewe… Continue

Added by Rose on May 16, 2009 at 11:38pm — 5 Comments

Rose In a hotel menu in Bungoma...lol remember tht show vionja mahakamani? this reminded me of tht...lolz

Tonut na maantasi 5.00 /= Homelet Plain 4.50/= Jai na zgonji 5.00/= Tenku na ukali 6.00/= Jabati Pantika 6.40/= jabati na karanka 15.00/= Gugu ya ingo 50.00/= Gugu ya genjik 25.00/= Mgade Poflo 6.50/= mapawa ya ingokho(chumusha)10.00 pop mapawa ya ingokho( choma) 15.00 pop Zdrungi kafu 1.50/= Matonto na Mihoko 30.00/= Zamagi ntoko 23.00/= Enchoy your meals bay at te counder Continue

Added by Rose on May 16, 2009 at 11:26pm — No Comments

Oness Africa is not a country but a continent

Does everyone agree with me that most of our friends from the west did not do their geography homework well.Or in that case if they did it, they just did not get it right. Most of them do not understand that Africa is the second largest continent after Asia and it is comprised of many countries. I believed am not the only one who has witnessed this. Lets here who else. Continue

Added by Oness on May 16, 2009 at 1:00am — No Comments

Kinyua How to ruin a country

Read thid blog and possibly follow me on it! http://kinyua2070.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-to-ruin-country.html Continue

Added by Kinyua on May 10, 2009 at 12:39am — No Comments

Oness Kenyans, be the change you want!!

Have you ever sat down and thought what you would really want for your family, your neighborhood or country? Many of us have thought about it but all we do is sit back and wait for our politicians to do it for us. Well, years have passed and the clock is still ticking but nothing progresses. I just think its up to us Kenyans to build the Kenya. Let us not wait for the politicians to do it for us. We might wait for the rest of our lives.On another post a while ago, i talked about… Continue

Added by Oness on May 7, 2009 at 10:00am — No Comments

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